Basket Case (1982)

Dorothy Strongin: Josephine

Quotes 

• Josephine : What's in the basket?

  Duane Bradley : [laughs]  My brother!

• Josephine : Your brother? What is he? A midget?

  Duane Bradley : No, he's deformed!

• Josephine : [Shortly after booking into the hotel, Duane is accosted by a strange woman he does not know]  Hi! I'm Josephine! What room are you in?

  Duane Bradley : Seven.

  Josephine : Oh, you are so lucky! That's the best room in the place! It was lived in by a little old lady who only went out on Sundays. She lived there for ages, used to tell everyone she was rich, owned oil wells in Texas, had millions, and was hiding from her relatives who were trying to steal it from her. She'd creep up to you and say... "They're trying to take my money, but they don't know where I am!" Oh, everyone thought she was nuts! Then one day, she appeared in the lobby dressed in pearls and jewels, said she was leaving to tour the world. She paid her bill and left, no one's heard from her since.

  [she leaves abruptly]