I, the Jury (1982)
Armand Assante: Mike Hammer
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Quotes
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Mike Hammer : A little honey a day keeps the bourbon away.
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Velda : Marry me.
Mike Hammer : I'd never be faithful.
Velda : Sure you would. You'd remember my Sicilian grandmother and decide it isn't worth it.
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Mike Hammer : Everything I touch dies.
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Mike Hammer : [after trapping a goon in a revolving door] You look good in there!
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Mike Hammer : Let's get out of here.
Joe Butler : How?
Mike Hammer : We'll take the Cherokee. Let's go.
Joe Butler : There's no gas in it.
Mike Hammer : No gas? What do you mean, no gas? Who owns a truck with no gas?
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Mike Hammer : Harry Lundee.
Lundee : Unnecessary violence himself. What brings you to the land of make-believe?
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Mike Hammer : Why so hot and sweaty?
Girl : I just came back from a five-mile jog!
Mike Hammer : Oh? I thought it was me.
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Mike Hammer : Are you two alike in every way?
2nd Twin : Not exactly. I have a strawberry birthmark.
Mike Hammer : Really? Where?
2nd Twin : Oh, I can't see it. I have to go on other people's word.
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Mike Hammer : [hearing screams] What was that?
Dr. Charlotte Bennett : Haven't you heard an orgasm before?
Mike Hammer : Orgasm my ass!
