Io so che tu sai che io so (1982)

Ivana Monti: Valeria

Quotes 

• Livia Bonetti : Sexual relations between my husband and I have always been a little - lukewarm.

  Valeria : At first with me too, monotonous.

  Livia Bonetti : Then, one evening three years ago, all of a sudden, he comes home and his actions in bed changed in a revolutionary way!

  Valeria : Really? And what was he doing?

  Livia Bonetti : What was he doing? You have no idea! I don't want to go into details, but his erotic fantasy, he was unleashed, he had no limits! How can I explain it to you? He made me do things I can't repeat! His erotic fantasy was limitless!

  Valeria : Really? He must have read some pornographic magazines.

  Livia Bonetti : No, no. He just met you.

• Valeria : I was tired of making love in the missionary position.

  Livia Bonetti : Huh? The missionary position?

  Valeria : Yes, woman below and man on top.

  Livia Bonetti : Ah, that one? Is that the missionary position? Is it the worst?

  Valeria : Not the worst, but the most banal.

  Livia Bonetti : Ah!

  Valeria : So, one evening I said to him, "Do we want to change?"

  Livia Bonetti : You had the courage to tell him? I, never!

  Valeria : Sure. I taught him to make love in various positions.

  Livia Bonetti : Ah!

  Valeria : As a Yugoslav boy had taught me.

  Livia Bonetti : Ah, from a Yugoslav boy! You learned it from him. Then you taught my husband. That's why, back home he abandoned the missionary position and threw me in the air, laid me on the side, standing in the kitchen, on the bench...