- [repeated line]
- Inspector Gadget: Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone.
- [talks into hand]
- Inspector Gadget: Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away, Chief.
- Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it.
- Inspector Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?
- Penny: Gosh, Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget.
- Inspector Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, you know.
- Dr. Claw: [When coming into his chair and talking to M.A.D. Cat about Presto Changeo] He didn't fool you, did he M.A.D. Cat?
- [M.A.D. Cat shakes its head no, then Dr. Claw picks M.A.D. Cat up]
- Dr. Claw: What? He did?
- [M.A.D. Cat shakes its head yes]
- Dr. Claw: You useless fuzzball.
- [throws M.A.D. Cat onto his desk]
- [repeated line]
- Inspector Gadget: This message will self-destruct. Don't worry, Chief, Inspector Gadget is always on duty.
- Inspector Gadget: [Falling from the sky] Go, go gadget 'brella! Go, go gadget 'copter!
- [flowers pop out of his hat]
- Inspector Gadget: Go, go gadget anything!
- [Then, Brain catches him when he is about to hit the ground]
- Inspector Gadget: Go, go gadet saves the day again.
- Inspector Gadget: [to Corperal Capeman, who is following him] Inspector Gadget always works alone. You'll have to volunteer for something else.
- Inspector Gadget: [while on a cruise full of people] Just as I suspected. A highly suspicious situation with a highly suspicious group of people.