- Jesse Lujack: I say Monica, you ever been to Mexico, honey?
- Jesse Lujack: I say Monica, darlin', you coming to Mexico with me?
- Jesse Lujack: Monica, you coming to Mexico with me!
- Jesse Lujack: Me and Monica!
- Jesse Lujack: Cos I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be!
- Jesse Lujack: Mon-Monica and me!
- Jesse Lujack: Me and Monica! Yeah, me and Monica go to Méjico!
- Detective: "Don't F-U-C-K with the L.A.P.D."
- Monica: I wish you wouldn't love me. You don't fit into my plan for my life.
- Jesse Lujack: Well, you're just going to have to change those plans, darllin'.