Vacation (1983)

Dana Barron: Audrey Griswold

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Quotes 

• Cousin Vicki : I'm going steady, and I French kiss.

  Audrey Griswold : So? Everybody does that.

  Cousin Vicki : Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

• [after driving off the road] 

  Ellen Griswold : I think I broke my nose.

  Rusty Griswold : I stabbed my brain.

  Audrey Griswold : I just got my period.

• Clark Griswald : [talking about Aunt Edna]  She can't weigh more than 100 pounds.

  Ellen Griswald : Oh, no. You can't just put her on the roof.

  Audrey Griswald : Yes, he can!

  Clark Griswald : You want me to strap her to the hood? She'll be fine. It's not as if it's going to rain or something.

• Ellen Griswold : Lord, we loved this woman with all our heart.

  Audrey Griswold : Let's not overdo it, mom.

  Ellen Griswold : Shut up.

• Audrey Griswold : Mom, where can I go to the bathroom?

  Ellen Griswold : Find a bush Audrey!

• Audrey Griswold : [Looking at Vicki's trophy for hog raising]  Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.

  Cousin Vicki : Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?

  [Reaches under her bed and pulls out a shoebox full of marijuana] 

• [looking at the dead Aunt Edna in the back seat] 

  Ellen Griswold : She must have passed away somewhere near Flagstaff. What are we going to do, Clark?

  Clark Griswald : Well, we could leave her here and the first phone we pass, we could call your Cousin Normie and he could come and get her, I guess.

  Ellen Griswold : That is the meanest, coldest...

  Clark Griswald : Well what do you want me to do? Call Federal Express?

  Audrey Griswold : Mom, we don't have to ride with a dead person, do we? Please say we don't!

  Rusty Griswold : Yeah, come on, Mom. It'll be real easy for Cousin Normie to find her. All they have to do is look for the buzzards.

• Ellen Griswold : [after the bartender shoots at Clark]  Clark, I don't think that was funny. A loud noise like that could damage the kids' hearing.

  Clark Griswald : C'mon, Ellen. It looked real. Hell - I thought it was a real gun. Didn't you think it was real, honey?

  Audrey Griswold : What?

  Clark Griswald : I said didn't you think it was real?

  Audrey Griswold : What?

  Ellen Griswold : Oh are you happy now Clark? She's deaf.

  Clark Griswald : Oh what the hell - it was fun anyway.

• Audrey Griswold : She breathed on me! A dead person breathed on me!