Vacation (1983)

Eugene Levy: Car Salesman

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• Rusty Griswold : Dad, this is not the car you ordered!

  Clark Griswald : Settle down Russ. Let me handle this. Ed, uh... this is not the car I ordered. I distinctly ordered the Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon with the C.B. and optional rally fun pack.

  Ed, the car salesman : You didn't order the Metallic Pea?

  Clark Griswald : Metallic Pea?

• Ed, the car salesman : I'll get to the bottom of this. Davenport!

  Davenport : Yes, Mr. Ed?

  Ed, the car salesman : Mr. Griswold ordered a blue sports wagon, where is it?

  Davenport : I don't know sir.

  Ed, the car salesman : [to Clark]  I know what must have happened. It didn't come in.

  Clark Griswald : Ed, I'm not your average everyday fool. Now I want my blue sports wagon and if you can't get it I'm gonna take my business elsewhere! Where's my old car?

  Ed, the car salesman : I'm just as upset as you are, believe me. Davenport! Get Mr. Griswald's car back and bring it back here! Now I can get you the wagon, there's not problem there. The problem is that it might take six weeks. Now, I owe it to myself to tell you that if you're taking the whole tribe cross-country, the Wagon Queen Family Truckster... You think you hate it now, wait 'til you drive it.

  Clark Griswald : I don't want to drive it. I just want my old car back. I'm not falling for this. Let's go, Russ