Romantic Comedy (1983)
Dudley Moore: Jason
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Quotes
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Phoebe Craddock : Whenever we sit in a restaurant, you always take the best seat, with your back to the wall so everyone can see you!
Jason Carmichael : And so they can't see you! You dress like a walking garage sale!
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Jason Carmichael : You could have broken a rib! Who the hell do you think you are?
Phoebe Craddock : I'll tell you who I am, you're full of shit, that's who I am!
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Jason Carmichael : Do you know who I really am?
Phoebe Craddock : Oliver Twist?
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Phoebe Craddock : Do you think someone could fall in love that fast?
Jason Carmichael : Of course. It happened to me once. I was at the Tony awards two years ago, I saw this woman from the back. She was wearing a blue taffeta dress, and she had gleaming black hair, cascading over creamy white shoulders. I fell instantly in love. then she turned 'round and it was you.
Phoebe Craddock : It was green actually.
Jason Carmichael : What was?
Phoebe Craddock : The dress. It was from the second act of "Somewhere every summer" I borrowed it from wardrobe.
Jason Carmichael : I might have known you wouldn't have bought it.
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Phoebe Craddock : Do you love her, Jason?
Jason Carmichael : Love her? I can't even hear her from the balcony!
Phoebe Craddock : Then why?
Jason Carmichael : Christ! Don't you understand anything about sex?
Phoebe Craddock : Apparently not.
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Blanche Dailey : Were you eavesdropping?
Jason Carmichael : Of course not, who could hear anything over the clash of your bracelets.
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Allison St. James : Jason, I found out why Phoebe left you.
Jason Carmichael : Allison, will you be quiet, we're rehearsing.
Allison St. James : Jason, I'm divorcing you.
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Jason Carmichael : How do you feel?
Phoebe Craddock : Sleepy. Incredibly sleepy. Do you think that's the alcohol?
Jason Carmichael : Either that or the bananas.
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Jason Carmichael : God, you're crass!
Blanche Dailey : I'm supposed to be, I'm you agent.
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Jason Carmichael : Blanche, you're not in the chorus anymore. You don't have to be heard at the back of the house.
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Jason Carmichael : Leo, you seem like an intelligent man; why do you to all the trouble to hide it with ugly ties?
Leo Janowitz : It's no trouble.