G.I. Joe (1985–1986)

Michael Bell: Duke, Xamot, Major Bludd, Lift-Ticket, Blowtorch, Scrap-Iron, Clutch, Tollbooth, Joe Trooper, Mr. Kelly, Prof. Mullaney, Security Robot, Arnold, Beamish, Biker, Carmandy, Cobra Officer, Cobra Officer #1, Cobra Officer #2, Cobra Trooper #1, Cobra Trooper #2, Cobra Trooper #3, Cowboy, Crimson Guard, Dr. Massey, Dr. Mullaney, Driver, Eel, Greenhouse Owner, Jabal, Recondo, Robert Harper, Security Guard, Socrates Airtes, Soldier, Soviet Ambassador, Synthoid Duke, Tele-Viper #2, The Viper, Thoth, Viper, Wild Weasel

Quotes 

• Tomax : No! Please don't.

  [Flint heaves Tomax over his head and starts spinning him in the air. Tomax starts spinning on the ground and screaming] 

  Xamot : Stop!

  Lady Jaye : What's going on? I didn't even touch him.

  Flint : They must be telepathic. Whenever one of them feels something the other one feels it.

• [a polar bear has gone to sleep on board a G.I. Joe boat] 

  Lady Jaye : You're not just gonna let him nap there, are you, Duke?

  Duke : I have a policy about ten foot bears. Lady, as far as I'm concerned, they can sleep anywhere they want!

• Scarlett : Hey, why didn't you just yell "Look out!"?

  Duke : Didn't you read my green sheet? I'm a man of action.

• Scarlett : [Scarlett lands her plane, nearly hitting Duke and some Joes]  I missed you, Duke.

  Duke : You sure did.

  [holds his thumb and finger an inch apart] 

  Duke : By *that* much!

• Duke : Cold Slither? Sounds like cobra stuff to me.

  Scarlett : [putting her hand on his shoulder affectionately, slight laugh]  No, Duke! Cold Slither's a rock band.

  Duke : [embarrassed chuckle]  Oh, I-I guess I haven't been keeping up with things around here.

• [the Cobra troops are surrounded] 

  Major Bludd : Now I know how Custer felt!

• Cobra Commander : She's bluffing! She'd never risk destroying you! I on the other hand, have no such qualms about eliminating her!

  [cackles] 

  Duke : [enraged]  You wish!

  [reaches over the seat and starts strangling Cobra Commander] 

• Duke : Scarlett, when do tourists stop being friendly?

  Scarlett : When they sign up for the Cobra Travel Plan, Duke.

• Duke : [as they are dragged away under their own truck by Cobra thugs]  I feel like John Wayne under a stage coach!

  Scarlett : [imitating John Wayne's delivery]  Let's go, Pilgrim!