G.I. Joe (1985–1986)

Bill Ratner: Flint, Cobra Trooper, Cobra Trooper #2, Chuck, Cobra Officer #1, Driver, Strato-Viper

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Quotes 

• Tomax : No! Please don't.

  [Flint heaves Tomax over his head and starts spinning him in the air. Tomax starts spinning on the ground and screaming] 

  Xamot : Stop!

  Lady Jaye : What's going on? I didn't even touch him.

  Flint : They must be telepathic. Whenever one of them feels something the other one feels it.

• Flint : Remember, a Cobra is a snake and snake is sneak spelled sideways!

• [Flint and Lady Jaye are chasing Destro] 

  Flint : We can't let him shake us! That nickel-noggin bozo is all the Cobra brass we've got!

  Destro : This is one 'bozo' who won't be got at all!

• Flint : I'm hoping they'd?

  Mainframe : Hi, Flint.

  Flint : I was hoping they'd get here without...

  Lady Jaye : You were hoping they'd get here without what, Flint?

  Flint : Without being too conspicuous.

• Zartan : What's the matter, old Flint? Up a tree are you?

  [shouts] 

  Zartan : Mwahaha!

  Flint : Laugh this off, happy boy!

  [starts shooting at Zartan, manages to hit him and he goes down screaming] 

• Flint : Okay, what in the name of sanity are you people doing here? This is a restricted area!

• Flint : [Looking at his chopstick with squid on the end]  They don't seriously expect us to eat this do they?

  Lady Jaye : Come on Flint. Keep an opened mind.

  Flint : My mind is opened... It's my mouth that's closed.

  Lady Jaye : Come on you guys. You'll insult our hosts.

• Flint : [swimming away]  You don't need it!

  [Fish hits him in the face] 

  Lady Jaye : [laughing]  Turn off the charm, Flint! You're liable to attract a whale!

• Flint : [pointing to Baroness on her speeder boat]  There!

  Baroness, Mongolian Warrior, Sandy : [Pulls off her mask, puts on her glasses]  All's fair in love and war!

  [Blows him a kiss as she escapes on her speeder boat] 

  Baroness, Mongolian Warrior, Sandy : It could have been WONDERFUL, Flint!

  [Flint waves good bye to her as she escapes with an incredulous but wry grin] 

  Lady Jaye : Are you SURE that stuff wore off?

  [Flint hugs her, gives her a kiss] 

• Flint : Lady Jaye! I... I was worried about you.

  Lady Jaye : That doesn't exactly make me unhappy, you know.

  [awkward pause, then they hug] 

• Scarlett : Hey, I thought dinosaurs were STUPID.

  Flint : They just don't make 'em like they used to.