G.I. Joe (1985–1986)

B.J. Ward: Scarlett, Gypsy, Harper Supporter, Reporter

Quotes 

• Scarlett : Hey, why didn't you just yell "Look out!"?

  Duke : Didn't you read my green sheet? I'm a man of action.

• Scarlett : [Scarlett lands her plane, nearly hitting Duke and some Joes]  I missed you, Duke.

  Duke : You sure did.

  [holds his thumb and finger an inch apart] 

  Duke : By *that* much!

• Duke : Cold Slither? Sounds like cobra stuff to me.

  Scarlett : [putting her hand on his shoulder affectionately, slight laugh]  No, Duke! Cold Slither's a rock band.

  Duke : [embarrassed chuckle]  Oh, I-I guess I haven't been keeping up with things around here.

• Duke : Scarlett, when do tourists stop being friendly?

  Scarlett : When they sign up for the Cobra Travel Plan, Duke.

• Scarlett : Hey, I thought dinosaurs were STUPID.

  Flint : They just don't make 'em like they used to.

• Duke : [as they are dragged away under their own truck by Cobra thugs]  I feel like John Wayne under a stage coach!

  Scarlett : [imitating John Wayne's delivery]  Let's go, Pilgrim!