- Julia Blake: [holding a Barbie-type doll] Racine, this will not be the new Taryn Blake doll. It's eyes are brown!
- Racine: I guess they couldn't get that bloodshot color just right.
- Racine: [learning they've failed to land a female client] Sandy, have you been lying down on the job... or perhaps not lying down enough?
- Racine: Sandy, what the hell are SATs?
- Sandy Paris: I think it's a test you have to take to get into college.
- Racine: College? Laurie Caswell won't have time for college. She'll be too busy making money for me. Maybe when she's thirty...
- Racine: Darling, did you see what she had on? You know, I heard they're doing experiments to prove that polyester causes cancer in rats.
- Grayson Carr: Racine, of all the people in Manhattan you're just as nasty as I am. We should have lunch more often...
- Racine: Darling, a little word of advice for the future... when a lady has a hot tub in her bedroom, it is NOT Mother Teresa's apartment.
- Racine: I think the only time I've ever seen you well-dressed was when you were naked.
- Chris York: Yeah, you think about that a lot?
- Racine: Not really. One screening of your porno movie gave me the general idea.