- Harry H. Holland aka Handsome Harry Holland: Oh, just sew me up.
- Doctor West: The only thing I ever sewed up was the buttons on my shirt when my wife took off with the traveling preacher.
- Harry H. Holland aka Handsome Harry Holland: What the hell does that mean?
- Doctor West: I ain't no doctor.
- Harry H. Holland aka Handsome Harry Holland: Huh?
- Doctor West: I'm a dentist.
- Harry H. Holland aka Handsome Harry Holland: It won't be the first time a lawman holed me in the back, Sheriff, but I always get one or two shots off... in acknowledgement, you might say.
- Harry H. Holland aka Handsome Harry Holland: Moses, I want you to get these foolish ideas of Billy the Kid out of your head, huh? Oh, he could maybe take a life, but he could never live one.
- Harry H. Holland aka Handsome Harry Holland: Now my old man used to say, "When you see a whole lot of people gathered together, lead them in song... or stay the hell away from them!"
- Harry H. Holland aka Handsome Harry Holland: Well, there's two things in this world you got to be careful of, son, and that's where you put your trust and who you choose as your friends.
- Ephraim: Was that shooting?
- Eugene Lippert, Editor Bell City Gazette: Just his way of putting periods to his sentences.