- Bobby Shelton: [34:45] Wait a minute, who are you?
- [the Devil sticks up his thumb, and a flame comes out of it, like a cigarette lighter. He lights his cigar with that flame and then extinguishes that flame by blowing on that thumb]
- Bobby Shelton: My God!
- The Devil: Guess again.
- [Billy Wayne's contract is about to expire. He finishes a song, and the audience applauds and then chants, "More! More! More!"]
- The Devil: No more.
- Bobby Shelton: I'm flipping out.
- [Bobby flips over Harry O. Tophat's card, which was previously blank on the other side; the back of that card now contains the words "YOU'RE NOT FLIPPING OUT"]
- The Devil: [the Devil's car's computer monitor reads the following about Bobby Shelton: "WATCHED OVER BY GOD APRIL 19, 1960"] Sorry, pal. He asked for me. That's the rules: He asked for me; he's mine. And none of your tricks, either.
- The Devil: [the Devil "uses" his cigar to turn cooked escargots into live snails] It's the little things I enjoy.
- The Devil: [the "original" Billy Wayne disappears after his contract expires] Things have a way of working out.
- God: You made a deal with the Devil. How dumb could you be?
- Bobby Shelton: I didn't know it was the Devil.
- God: You're not talking to your sixth-grade teacher, you know.