Police Academy (1984)
George Gaynes: Commandant Eric Lassard
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Quotes
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Cmndt. Eric Lassard : [Presenting a slide show just as a hooker begins to give him a blow job] Now this first SLIIIDE... shows a very, very interesting thing: our main building. On slide... TWO! We see other view... of... IT! Oh, my God, you wouldn't believe it!
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[Mahoney and Thompson, both in full dress uniform, are kissing passionately before the graduation ceremony]
Cmndt. Eric Lassard : You men stop that!
[Thompson turns around, removes her cap and smiles, showing her face and long hair to Lassard]
Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Oh... OHHH! Well. That's more like it, Mahoney. Good man. Keep up the good work!
Carey Mahoney : Yes, sir!
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Cmndt. Eric Lassard : [Seeing Tackleberry banging his head on the squad car hood] What's wrong with this man?
Cadet Leslie Barbara : There was gunplay, sir, and he missed it.
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Chief Hurnst : [Lamenting the newly relaxed admission requirements for the Academy] They all used to be the right color, the right height, the right weight. And they all had Johnsons, Lassard!
Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Johnsons?
Chief Hurnst : You know...
[motions to his groin]
Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Oh, yes.
Chief Hurnst : There were Johnsons as far as the eye can see.
Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Yes. And what a lovely sight it was.
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Cadet Leslie Barbara : Princess. Princess. Come here.
Cmndt. Eric Lassard : Princess? Looks more like a prince to me.
Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris : Give me that dog.
Cadet Leslie Barbara : Ahem. But he's mine, sir.