Splitz (1982)

Amelia David: Midge

Quotes 

• Joan : What size panties do you think Lois wears?

  Midge : Well if she ever wore panties, probably about a medium.

• Midge : So are you looking forward to playing basketball in your birthday suits, girls?

  Fern Hymenstein : What?

  Gina : That's the name of the game, baby: Strip-Basketball. It's very simple. You make a basket, we take something off. We make a basket, you take something off.

• Fern Hymenstein : So come on, where are all your players? We can't play with ourselves.

  Midge : Want me to show you how?