Fright Night (1985)

Stephen Geoffreys: Evil Ed

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• [last lines] 

  Evil Ed Thompson : [laughing from the outside of Charley's bedroom window]  Oh, you're so COOL, Brewster!

• Peter Vincent : Mrs. Brewster. My God, the phone lines have been cut.

  [Evil Ed arises from under the bed sheets with a wig on] 

  Evil Ed : I know.

  [giggling] 

  Evil Ed : I DID IT!

  Peter Vincent : Where is Charley's mother?

  Evil Ed : [removes the wig]  Oh, well, apparently she's working nights. BUT!... she left a note.

  [He chuckles like a speed freak as he removes the note from his pocket. He reads it] 

  Evil Ed : His dinner's in the oven! MMMM-MMMM!

• [Charley finds Evil Ed who's pretending to be bitten] 

  Charley Brewster : Jesus, I warned him!

  Evil Ed : He got me, Charley! He bit me! You know what you're gonna have to do now, don't you? Kill me. Kill me, Charley... before I turn into a vampire, and... GIVE YOU A HICKEY!

• [Charley arrives upstairs in Evil Ed's bedroom] 

  Evil Ed Thompson : And to what do I owe this dubious pleasure?

• [Peter Vincent holds his crucifix over the wounded vampire Evil Ed] 

  Evil Ed : The master will kill you for this! But not fast. Slowly! Oh, so slowly!

• Charley Brewster : [sees Evil walking away]  Hey, where are you going, pencil dick?

  Evil Ed : Home.

  Charley Brewster : No way. We walk Amy home first.

• [Evil Ed asks Charley if Amy found out what he's really like] 

  Evil Ed : So, did she find out what you're really like?

  Charley Brewster : Get lost, EVIL!

  Evil Ed : Oh, call me anything you want. Only you're the one failing trig, not me.

• [Charley and Evil Ed walk out of class together] 

  Charley Brewster : That bastard! Why didn't he tell us there was going to be a pop quiz?

  Evil Ed Thompson : That's the point of a pop quiz, Brewster... to surprise you.

• [Charley warns Evil against joking around] 

  Charley Brewster : You're gonna get yours someday.

  Evil Ed : Oh, yeah. When? When I'm bit by a vampire? There are no such things as vampires, fruitcake!

• Evil Ed : [finds Charley's room full of lit candles, garlic, and crosses]  Wow... what's all this for?

  Charley Brewster : [sharpening a stake]  Self-defense, not that I think I'll need it. He'll be dead before nightfall.

  Amy : Who will be?

  Charley Brewster : Dandridge. I'm waiting for the guy he lives with to leave, then I'll go next door, find his coffin and pound this through his heart.

  Amy : That's murder, Charley!

  Charley Brewster : You can't murder a vampire, Amy, he's already dead, remember? Listen, I just taped this.

  Evil Ed : [teasingly]  Amy, what're we gonna do? This is just like Fright Night!

  Newscaster : [playback on tape]  Now for the 2:00 news. Another body of a young woman was discovered early this morning in back of the Sheridan mall.

  Charley Brewster : [shuts off tape]  You see that? I don't have any choice. Somebody has to stop him.

  Amy : Charley, it's... it's gonna be dangerous going in that house all alone, isn't it? I mean you're gonna need all the help you can get, right? Somebody like Peter Vincent for instance?

  Evil Ed : Yeah!

  Charley Brewster : I tried him already.

  Amy : Well, why don't you let us try him again before you do anything?

  Charley Brewster : There's NOT enough time, Amy!

  Amy : Well what happens if you go into that house alone, and he gets *you*? Who's gonna stop him then?

  Evil Ed : Yeah, then he'll be able to suck his way through the entire town... but it wouldn't be much of a loss.

  Amy : Charley, it's gonna be dark soon, and you don't want to go into that house then, do you?

  Charley Brewster : No, no, you're right there. All right, try him again.

  Amy : All right, now you promise you're not gonna do anything until you hear from us, OK?

  [Charley nods glumly] 

  Amy : OK, come on!

  Charley Brewster : Amy, you don't believe me, do you?

  Amy : Charley, I love you.

• Amy Peterson : Charley? Is something wrong?

  Charley Brewster : No.

  Evil Ed : [ED LAUGHING]  Oh, you're so cool, Brewster.

  [FRIGHT NIGHT PLAYING] 

• [Evil describes the two latest murders to Charley] 

  Evil Ed : Charley. You know what I heard on the police band last night?

  Charley Brewster : What?

  Evil Ed : That wasn't the only murder. The second in two days. And get this...

  Evil Ed : [Evil smirking]  Both of them had their heads chopped off.

  Evil Ed : [Evil chuckling]  Can you believe it?

  Charley Brewster : You're sick.

  [as Evil continues laughing] 

• Evil Ed : [sees an alley]  Hey, let's cut through.

  Charley Brewster : Hey! No way! Come on, we want people and lights. The more, the better.

  Evil Ed : Ah, listen, Brewster, vampires don't exist. Haven't you gotten that through your thick head yet?

  Charley Brewster : What if you're wrong, Evil? What if Dandrige is a vampire and he thinks you know it? Would you walk down that alley then?

  Evil Ed : Oh, fuck you, Brewster.

  Charley Brewster : All right. Look. Come on, please just stick with us, all right?

  Evil Ed : Forget it. You may be chickenshit but I'm not.

  [starts walking into the alley] 

  Amy : What do we do?

  Charley Brewster : Let him go. No vampire's gonna want him anyway. Probably give him blood poisoning.