The Malibu Bikini Shop (1986)

Bruce Greenwood: Todd

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Quotes 

• Richard J. Remington : [Proudly showing Alan and Todd the bikini shop they've just inherited]  Well, fella's, this is all yours.

  Todd : [Impressed - mainly by all the bikini-clad girls running around]  Mr. R, I think I've found my calling in life.

  Richard J. Remington : [Sarcastically]  Really! And I had you figured for a brain surgeon!

• Kathy : [Todd has unexpectedly returned; he was supposed to be in Hawaii]  Todd, what happened?

  Todd : The Honolulu Airport was snowed in.

• [last lines] 

  Todd : [starting race over megaphone]  OK, time to get we!. Are you ready?

  Alan : Todd, I just read the invoice from that surgical supply house.

  Todd : [through megaphone]  On your marks!

  [to Alan] 

  Todd : So?

  Alan : The thread, the surgical thread we used to sew the bikinis...

  Todd : [through megaphone]  Get set!

  [to Alan] 

  Todd : What about it?

  Alan : It's for dissolving stitches, Todd!

  Todd : I know!

  [fires starter's pistol] 

• Alan : So, tell me, Todd, what have you been up to lately?

  Todd : Well, I was up in Seattle for a while... I finally found a backer for my solar-powered hot dog stands! Then it rained for 60 days in a row, the guy backed out, so... I just been traveling around, staying with friends.

• Todd : [Allowing Juan and his friends to look into the dressing rooms via the two-way mirrors]  Gentlemen, welcome. Remember: peeping is a privilege, not a right. Please remain seated at all times, keep your hands at your sides. Should you need oxygen, a mask will fall from the console above your head. Thank you. Have a nice day.

  Juan : Hey, thanks, man. We'll work for you dudes any time.

  Todd : Anything to further the education of young Americans.

• Alan : We're gonna have to work awfully hard to sell the store. See, it's got to be turned into a profit-making business in order to attract a buyer. Now, I figure it'll take a couple of weeks to get everything taken care of. In the meantime, we'll just live here. Now you, Todd, can either help me out or not. It's up to you.

  Todd : [Grabbing milk carton from Alan, who is trying to put it away]  No offense, pal, but I think living with you is gonna drive me crazy!

  Alan : [Throwing up hands and storming off]  Aagh!

  Todd : ...I said, 'no offense!'

• Todd : [singing]  Tiny bubbles!... Oh, aloha, Mr. R!

  Richard J. Remington : 'Aloha' means 'hello' and 'goodbye'! Goooood-bye!

• Alan : Todd, I have taken the most important step of my life!

  Todd : [laughs]  You finally got the nerve to ask a girl out on a date!

  Alan : Yeah! And I'm getting married to her!