A Private Function (1984)

Denholm Elliott: Dr. Swaby

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• Dr. Charles Swaby : In Westminster Abbey tomorrow morning, a young couple are getting married of a purity and a nobility scum like you just can't comprehend.

• Dr. Charles Swaby : Now, under this National Health Service, any poorly little pillock can come into my surgery and say "I'm ill! Treat me!" Honestly, sometimes I wonder what the last war was FOR.

• Frank Lockwood the Solicitor : It wants to be a bit select, Henry. Their daughter was a GI bride.

  Dr. Charles Swaby : Only just. Six months pregnant when I examined her

  Allardyce : She was a Sunday school teacher.

  Dr. Charles Swaby : The state of her private parts told a different story, Henry.