Tailhouse Rock (1985 Video) User Reviews

Going off on a rant

[movieman_kev · 6/10 · 20 April 2005]

A down-on-his-luck guy (Peter North) remembers how he became a roadie for a rock band that would be much better if they played more then the skin flute. I don't want to go off on a rant here, but, I sincerely think that people over-inflate most Traci Lords movies just because they know others can't watch them nowadays. A lot of Traci's output isn't as great as you're led to believe and I'm more pi$$ed at her for making the movies of her co-stars disappear from the entertainment lexicon forever, most notably those of Christy Canyon. Who isn't in this one, but had co-starred with Tracy a lot back in the day. That being said this one is pretty good and has a scene with Tracy using some drumsticks that IS pretty hot. I just think shes way too overrated for the most part.

My Porn Grade: C+

Tails, you lose

[hollywoodshack · 3/10 · 26 April 2021]

I can't repeat what graffiti starts and ends the film where Peter North, down to his last dime, decides to become a roadie for a mostly girls band. It seems the stoned on pot band is only playing slow dance tunes, and a new dance could be called "Group Screwing with Snails." Tiffany Blake, Jackie Brooks and FM Bradley appear out of no place at the end to fill time with more boring routine sex scenes. If you collect these sort of out of print shows, it's definitely not one of "the good ones." You can fast forward up to ten minutes in each scene and not miss anything, but you do get to see Traci use a drumstick for a dildo.

Speaks for itself...

[Cephyran · 8/10 · 9 August 2003]

Now, here is a movie that, despite the apparent ease of production, went haywire in sound editing. The content speaks for itself, but the worst quality is the music. There are scenes that go on for ten, twenty minutes, and because of this, the one same scene will have used three of four different musical tracks. So, in total, I have to think this one is, in the mechanics of it all, weaker than the others I've seen.