- Greg: You smell like pepperoni.
- Suzie Lynn: Well, if that's how you feel...
- Greg: Wait a minute...
- Suzie Lynn: What?
- Greg: I LIKE pepperoni.
- Mike: You always get your way don't you?
- Leslie: When I'm happy, everybody's happy.
- Mike: That's for sure... hand me my badge, would ya?
- Leslie: What's the magic word?
- Mike: Hand me my badge... please
- [she hands him the badge]
- Mike: Thank you.
- Leslie: Oh, Mike...
- Mike: What?
- Leslie: [flashes him] Hurry back.
- Mike: Count on it.
- Suzie Lynn: Hey - would I set you up with a slime dog or something? No way, babe.
- Suzie Lynn, Alison Parks: [together] It is babe, isn't it?
- Linda: I'm sorry. It's not you, Ferdy. I guess I'm just not used to running around a shopping mall in the middle of the night being chased by killer robots.
- [first lines]
- [in a darkened deserted mall after hours, a burglar has just smashed and grabbed items in a case at a jewelry store, and is escaping through the empty mall]
- Killbots: [from behind the burglar] Stop right there.
- [the burglar turns around pulling out his gun, pointing it at whoever is speaking to him]
- Killbots: Stop right there and surrender your weapon.
- Burglar: [smiling as he sees it is only a robot, and takes aim with his gun and shoots at it] Whatever you say.
- [the burglar begins to run seeing his gunshots did nothing to the robot, who goes in pursuit and eventually neutralizes the burglar, who screams in pain as he falls to the ground unconscious]