Critters (1986)

Billy Green Bush: Jay Brown

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Quotes 

• [Johnny and Charlie makes an entrance by shooting up the house] 

  Jay Brown : Brad, who did you bring?

  Brad Brown : Charlie and Johnny Steele.

  April Brown : Who?

• Brad Brown : Did you see that meteor?

  Jay Brown : I saw something.

  Brad Brown : Maybe it's a Russian spy probe on some sort of secret mission.

  Jay Brown : I think you watch too much TV.

• [Dad and son walking through pasture at night, before encountering a decomposed cow] 

  Jay Brown : Smells like oil burning.

  Brad Brown : Smells like cow crap to me, Dad.

  Jay Brown : Shhh!

• [April and Steve are going out from the dinner] 

  Jay Brown : Helen, have you... you know, talk to her, about the way things are?

  Helen Brown : Years ago.

  Jay Brown : Years?

• Jay Brown : [catches Brad climbing down the tree]  You look like you've done that a time or two.

  Brad Brown : A time or two.

• Brad Brown : [falls down beside a dead animal glowing red]  Holy shit!

  Jay Brown : You alright, Brad?

  Brad Brown : What is it?

  Jay Brown : Looks like one of the steers.

• Jay Brown : Where's your slingshot?

  [Brad takes it out from under his pillow] 

  Jay Brown : I'm confiscating this until further notice.

  Brad Brown : But that's not fair.

  Jay Brown : You shot your sister with it.

  Brad Brown : ...That's true.

  Jay Brown : And no movies for two weeks. That's it.

• Jay Brown : [brings Brad his dinner]  You can thank your mother for fixing you a plate.

• Helen Brown : What's down there?

  Jay Brown : I don't know. Something meaner than hell.

• Helen Brown : [shoots at a Critter and misses]  Dammit! Give me more ammo.

  Jay Brown : That's it.

  Helen Brown : Oh Jay!