Mona Lisa (1986)
Robbie Coltrane: Thomas
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Quotes
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Thomas : [shows George a plate of plastic spaghetti] What do you think?
George : Do you melt it down and eat it?
Thomas : No. They're ornamental.
George : Ornamental spaghetti.
Thomas : Yeah. Could go a bomb.
George : Where'd you get them?
Thomas : Contacts, George. You can't find plastic spaghetti just anywhere.
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Thomas : You can never tell with women, George. They're different. They wear skirts and like to powder their noses and when they go to heaven they get wings.
George : Like angels?
Thomas : Aye, like angels.
George : Yeah, but angels are men, Thomas.
Thomas : Men?
George : Yeah.
Thomas : No one told me that.
George : lt's true, angels are men.
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Thomas : Anyway, listen: what about this tall, thin, black story?
George : Ah... well, we got it wrong, the fella did... actually, she's a nun in disguise.
Thomas : What kind of a nun?
George : A Sister of Mercy. Y'know, those that wear the big white bonnets.
Thomas : Aye, with the big thingummys on it?
George : Yeah.
Thomas : You didn't wear this the whole time, though?
George : Well, she can't, can she, she's on the game, it'd look a bit funny, wouldn't it, and spoil the point of the exercise.
Thomas : How?
George : She wouldn't be in disguise then, would she?
Thomas : [on reflection] Well, that's nuns for ye.
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Thomas : [seeing George is watching a porn film on TV] Channel 4, is it?
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Thomas : Let's face it. You're not a very good bet, though, are you, George?