Psycho III (1986)

Jeff Fahey: Duane

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• Duane Duke : [to Maureen]  Stupid bitch! You could have been comin' instead of goin'!

• Duane Duke : Doesn't scan does it Norman? But... a lot of shit around here doesn't.

  Norman Bates : What are you doing with my mother?

  Duane Duke : Don't you mean mummy? You did a nice job on her Norman. Fresh as the day she croaked.

• Red : Mmm... Oh, God, don't tell me you're one of those guys who farts, rolls over, and then goes to sleep!

  Duane Duke : I picked you up in a bar, after one lousy drink! Whaddya wanna to get married?

  Red : You shit-heel!

  [She slaps him] 

  Duane Duke : Look! I gotta get up for work soon, so why don't you just go home, huh?

  Red : How? You brought me out here.

  Duane Duke : Here's cab fare. Phone book's on the table.

  Red : Jesus, You make it all sound so cheap.

  Duane Duke : It is? But it beats a good vibrator.

  Red : Yeah? Well at least a vibrator gets me off!

  [Flips him off] 

  Duane Duke : [Grabs Red]  Use the payphone, bitch!

• Duane Duke : [Repeated Line]  Watch the guitar.

• Duane Duke : [to Maureen]  Aside from total boredom, nothing's gonna happen to you here.

• Norman Bates : Room?

  Duane Duke : Uh, I'd love one. I don't think I can afford it, though. You know, you ought to keep that register closed. Somebody will steal you blind.

  Norman Bates : Wouldn't get very far on what's in there, I'm afraid.

  Duane Duke : Business slow?

  Norman Bates : Well, you're my first customer of the day. Or did you just stop in for directions to the Interstate? Well, it's the next...

  Duane Duke : No, actually, I was interested in that "Help Wanted" sign in the window. But if business is bad, I

  Norman Bates : Oh - Oh - Oh - Oh - it's not bad. This is just a - just a slump.

  [Duke looks at room keys] 

  Norman Bates : Oh, yeah, yeah, well, 12 cabins, 12 vacancies. Well, we've been closed for a while. Renovations. But there's more life along this road than there used to be. And good prices. Good service. Things will pick up. I've got a rebuilt ice machine and four cabins booked for later in the week. Fairvale High's homecoming. Big game against Central.

  [pauses] 

  Norman Bates : I seem to be rattling on. Yes, there is a job. Are you interested?

  Duane Duke : In money? The only honest way I know to get it is earn it or inherit it.

  [laughs] 

  Duane Duke : And I don't have any rich relatives about to die. Got an application form?

  Norman Bates : Oh, that won't be necessary. My name's Norman. Norman Bates.

  [offers his hand, covered in blood] 

  Duane Duke : Whoa. What you been painting?

  Norman Bates : Oh, I'm sorry. I - Step into the back, the parlor, while I clean up.

  Duane Duke : Said the spider to the fly.

  Norman Bates : Hmm?

  [sees the stuffed birds] 

  Norman Bates : Local branch of the Audobon Society?

  Norman Bates : My hobby. Stuffing things.

• Duane Duke : [picks up Maureen on the highway]  Goin' to L.A. to be a rock and roll star. What about you? Where you goin'? What were you doin' back there?

  Maureen Coyle : I, uh...

  Duane Duke : Car trouble?

  Maureen Coyle : Yes, yes. I had car trouble.

  Duane Duke : Oh yeah? What kind?

  Maureen Coyle : Uh... no car.

  Duane Duke : No car?

  [laughs] 

  Duane Duke : Well, that's the worst kind.

• Duane Duke : [to Tracy]  I figured Bates was a geek, but a full fledged Looney Tune.

• Duane Duke : Want a ride or are you carrying the Olympic torch in that suitcase?

  Maureen Coyle : Thank you.