Stand by Me (1986)

William Bronder: Milo Pressman

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Quotes 

• Milo : Chopper! Sic'em, boy!

  The Writer : [while Gordie is runs in slow motion]  Now he said, "Sic'em, boy!" But what I heard was, "Chopper! Sic balls!"

  Gordie : [Gordie screams and runs for his life and is surprised to discover that Chopper is a small golden retriever]  That's Chopper?

  Teddy : [Taunting Chopper behind the fence]  Ha ha ha! Come on, Choppy! Bite my ass, Choppy! Bite my ass! Bite shit. Come on, Choppy! Sic balls, Choppy!

  Milo : Hey, you! Stop teasing that dog, you hear me! Stop teasing him! Sonny, I'm gonna beat your ass, teasing my dog like that!

  Teddy : Yeah? I'd like to see you climb over this fence and get me, fat ass!

  Milo : Don't you call me that, you little tin weasel peckerwood loony's son.

  Teddy : [Surprised]  What did you call me?

  Milo : I know who you are. You're Teddy Duchamp. Your dad's a loony. A loony up in the nuthouse in Togus. He took your ear and he put it to a stove and burnt it off.

  Teddy : [Trying not to get angry]  My father stormed the beach at Normandy.

  Milo : He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are with a loony for a father.

  Teddy : [Getting angry]  You call my dad a loony again, I'll kill you.

  Milo : Loony, loony, loony!

  Teddy : [Extremely angry]  I'm gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!

• Teddy : [Still angry]  I'll kill you!

  Milo : You come on and try it, you slimy bastard.

  Chris : He wants you to come over there so he can beat the piss out of you and take you to the cops.

  Milo : You watch your mouth, smart guy! Let him do his own fighting.

  Gordie : Sure, you only outweigh him by 500 pounds, fat ass!

  Milo : I know your name. You're Lachance. I know all you guys and all your fathers are gonna get a call from me. Except for the loony up in Togus.

  Teddy : [Still angry and tries to fight]  I'll kill you!

  Milo : You foul-mouthed whore master!

  Teddy : [Angrily shouting]  You son of a bitch! Nobody ranks on my old man! My father stormed the beach at Normandy! He stormed the beach, you faggot!