The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)

Jim Siedow: Cook

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• Drayton : [to Leatherface]  You have one choice, boy: sex or the saw. Sex is, well... nobody knows. But the saw... the saw is family.

• [when asked the secret of his successful chilli] 

  Drayton : No secret, it's the meat. Don't skimp on the meat. I've got a real good eye for prime meat. Runs in the family.

• Drayton : S-C-E-X, sex. Ya had to find out about it, didn't ya?

• Lefty : I'm the Lord of the Harvest!

  Drayton : What's that? Some new health food bunch?

• Drayton : The small bussinessman... always, always, always gets it in the ass.

• Drayton : I wouldn't wish this rotten life off on a one-eyed ferret with mange.

• Drayton : Grandpa's strict liquid diet keeps him as fresh as a rose.

• Drayton : You coonshits, you fudge packers, you'll be the death of me yet!

• Drayton : It's a dog eat dog world and from where I sit there just ain't enough damn dogs!

• Drayton : Who sentcha? Those sissies over at Delmar catering? That chicken-shit burrito man?

• Drayton : [Hiding under the dinner table while Leatherface and Lefty fight]  Maybe it's just time to just shut down. Time to shut down the show, yeah. Yeah, pull the plug. Come here, Nubbins!

  [Pulls the preserved corpse of the hitchhiker from the original film under the table and searches him] 

  Drayton : Where... Where's that fuck you Charlie?

• [a chanting Lefty has just sawed his way through the Sawyers' hideout and has finally come face-to-face with them] 

  Lefty : Boys, boys, boys.

  Drayton : What the Hell's goin' on here? That the American way of enterin' a man's home, singin' like that?

• Drayton : [after Stretch runs right past the Sawyers]  Some kinda crazy booger just skits through here!

• Drayton : I thought you took care of her already.

  Chop Top : Yeah well, Leatherface killed her once already, but LOOK! She's Red-faced. Oh, Bubba's been playing with her, Bubba likes her. Bubba's got a girlfriend!

• Drayton : A man builds a good sturdy trade by hookin' and crookin' and then

  [removes pin from grenade] 

  Drayton : Ka plooey! The Gods just kick him right in the balls. Ah no! Not this time...

• Drayton : I love this town!

• Drayton : [to Leatherface]  Did you see it? Well, did you? Well, didn't you? Did you, didn't you? Go check it out boy!

  Chop Top : NAM-LANDDD!

  Drayton : Awww shut up!

  [to Leatherface] 

  Drayton : I told you to go check it out before I start kicking your ass.

  [to Chop-Top] 

  Drayton : Some kind of crazy booger just skitched through here.

  Chop Top : No, a booger? How big?

  [imitating Nubbins the puppet] 

  Chop Top : Big, crrazzzzyyy booger! Let's haul butt bro!