D.C. Follies (1987–1989)

John Roarke: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Richard Nixon : Jim Bakker became a disgrace when he got caught with a woman. Jimmy Swaggert became a disgrace when he went to a hotel with a woman. Gary Hart became a disgrace when he dared the press to follow him. I remember the good old days when you had to have brains to be a disgrace.

• Geraldo Rivera : This is bigger than I thought! Ex-Presidents in the den of iniquity!

  Richard Nixon : You chump, you're in the wrong place, this is just a neighborhood bar!

• Richard Nixon : I'm so close to the solution on who did me in. You see, they planted clues to throw us off.

  Henry Kissinger : They did? Who did?

  Richard Nixon : The Beatles.

• Mister Rogers : Wait, what's this? Why, how neighborly. Can you say, "listening device?"

• Jimmy Swaggert : Oh! God! I have sinned against you!

  George Burns : Knock off the dinner theater, Jim. If I want to see overacting I'll watch Vincent Gardenia.

• Oliver North : Mr. President, I'm afraid the operation was not a success. They still have to do some work on your nose.