The Brave Little Toaster (1987)

Wayne Kaatz: Rob (The Master)

Quotes 

• Black and White TV : Why wander endlessly through this sprawling wasteland they dare to call a city when your dreams are all under one roof? Our roof! Corner of 3rd and East. Crazy Ernie's Amazing Emporium of... of... TOTAL BARGAIN MADNESS!

  [Burts out laughing and collapses] 

  Rob : Have you ever heard of this place before? Looks pretty neat.

• Chris : Really, now, why don't you just go out and find a new one?

  Rob : Are you kidding? Where am I gonna find another toaster like this?

  [Shows her badly damaged Toaster] 

  Chris : Like that? Probably nowhere.

• Mother : Rob, are you sure you have enough underwear?

  Rob : Mom, you packed enough underwear to stock the whole dorm.

  Mother : Did you pack enough socks?

  Rob : Look, Mom, I'm not going to Jupiter or anything, I'm going to college. It's just college.

  Mother : Just give me something to worry about.

  Rob : [talking over his mother]  I'm your mother.

• Rob : [searching the cabin for his appliance]  Where's the toaster?

  [Toaster is thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster] 

  Rob : Where's the vacuum?

  [Kirby is thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster] 

  Kirby : No!

  Rob : What's going on? Where's the radio? Where's the lamp and blanket?

  [Radio, Lampy, and Blankey are thrown out of the Master's Apartment into the dumpster] 

• Rob (The Master) : [doorbell rings]  Oh that's probably Chris, we're going out to the cabin today and pick up like the old lamp and radio and stuff I can use them at the dorm.

  Mother : Oh, terrific.

  Chris : Hi Rob, you ready.

  Rob (The Master) : Yeah. Goodbye Mom.

  [leaves] 

  Mother : Take your sweater!

• Rob (The Master) : [Rob and Chris are driving to the cabin]  You're going to like this cabin too bad we have to sell it.

  [They later arrived at the cabin] 

  Chris : Boy, you are some lucky kid.

  Rob (The Master) : Yup every summer for as long as I can remember. We'd be running all over this place.

  [Opens the door for Chris] 

  Rob (The Master) : come on in. It's the greatest isn't it

  Chris : [the house is a mess]  You guys sure did some weird stuff with your furniture.

  Rob (The Master) : [confused]  Huh? Well... What happened? This is.. well geez. Somebody really trashed the whole cottage.

  Chris : You big Dumbo didn't you lock the doors?

• Mother : You can just take some of our things. Oh, this lamp will look so cute in your dorm room.

  Chris : Go for it!

  Rob : Well, what are you going to read by, then?

  Mother : Oh, I'll buy some candles. I won't read. I'll go out.

  Rob : Thanks, Mom, but I'm not taking any of your stuff. I'll just pick up some cheap stuff at some old appliance store like... whatever.

  Black and White TV : That's right, folks! Appliances! Cheap appliances! Available now at Ernie's Disposal!

  Rob : Where's a good bargain place around here?

  Chris : You should have gone for the new stuff.

• Rob (The Master) : Bye, mom! I love you!

  Mother : I'll call you tonight!

  [Rob, Chris and the appliances all drive off] 

  Mother : You forgot your sweater!