The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)

Bride of Boogedy (1987)

Richard Masur: Carleton Davis

Quotes 

• Carleton Davis : Boogedy boo. Just kidding! BOOOOGEDY! Just kidding!

  [Line repeats several more times] 

• Jennifer Davis : [In fright]  It's Mr. Boogedy! I saw him! He's back!

  Carleton Davis : [Sarcastically]  Oh I'm sure you did. Was he real big and scary?

  Jennifer Davis : Daddy!

  Corwin Davis : Did he drool all over you?

  Aurie Davis : Did he bite your neck?

  Eloise Davis : Carleton!

• Elmer : [about a gag in Carleton's hand]  What is that?

  Carleton Davis : This?

  Elmer : Yeah.

  Carleton Davis : [Carleton squirts Elmer, and family laughs at him]  Gag City!

  Elmer : [Sarcastically]  I'm going to get even with you.

• William Hanover : Heh, heh, heh! Lynch, give me my cloak.

  Carleton Davis : No Mr. Lynch! Don't do it! Don't listen to him!

  William Hanover : LYNCH NOW! I WANT MY CLOAK NNNNOOOOOWWWWW!

• Carleton Davis : [Lynch is consumed by Boogedy's power]  Oh, great.

  Eloise Davis : Mr. Lynch has been Boogedyized.

• Jennifer Davis : [Looking for Boogedy in the woods]  There! He was right there!

  Carleton Davis : [Bushes rush]  Ow! You see anything?

  Corwin Davis : [Throws a rock, cat screeches] 

  Aurie Davis : Aw, Jennifer! You little baby!

  Corwin Davis : Yeah Jennifer!

  Carleton Davis : Booged goes! Come on.

• Carleton Davis : [Looking for Mr. Lynch in the woods]  Oh Mr. Lynch! I think I see you. Are you over here?

  [Trips and falls] 

  Carleton Davis : Ow! Ooh! I'm OK, OK!

• Carleton Davis : Elois, look at this! He completly wrecked my microphone! I'm going to get him for this!

  Eloise Davis : Get who?

  Carleton Davis : Look.

  [Hands over a pilgrim hat] 

  Jennifer Davis : "T.R Lynch," I should have known.

  Eloise Davis : That's terrible!

  Carleton Davis : Would you believe it; a grown man acting like a little boy.

  Corwin Davis : What are you going to do dad? Punch his lights out!

  Carleton Davis : First things first to mob to lynch Lynch!

  Eloise Davis : Carleton! I think you boys are getting carried away. This isn't going to make matters any better.

  Carleton Davis : Mom's right guys. I mean, just because he ruined my new microphone and practically eletricuted me. I'll blow up his store.

  Corwin Davis : Yeah!

• Carleton Davis : It's Lynch. He must of followed us home.

  Jennifer Davis : Can you see him?

  Carleton Davis : No! He's hiding. Coward!

  Corwin Davis : Well let's go get him!

  Aurie Davis : Yeah!

  Eloise Davis : [Hold back the boys]  No wait! Carleton, you're an adult. I don't want any fighting!

  Corwin Davis : But Mom!

  Carleton Davis : Elois, this is differen't. He's sneaking up on our house. This is war!

  Aurie Davis : Yeah Mom, war.

  Corwin Davis : Dad's right. We can't let him get away with this.

  Carleton Davis : Alright you two stay here and protect the women.

• Corwin Davis : [a dark figure comes up the hallway in the wax musuem, his face masked in the cloak. He stretches out his arm and green lightning shoots out]  It's him!

  [back at the graveyard the split statue of William Hanover begins to bubble between the halves] 

  Jennifer Davis : It's Mr. Boogedy!

  [the figure steps closer and removes the hood] 

  Jennifer Davis : Mr. Lynch!

  Tom Lynch : It's mine now!

  Corwin Davis : You stole it from us!

  Tom Lynch : You people think you're so smart! Fooling everyone into liking you! Making believe you're stupid!

  Eloise Davis : Why would we make believe?

  Carleton Davis : Mr. Lynch, we don't have to fight! We can be friends!

  Tom Lynch : Ha! That's rich!

  Eloise Davis : You don't need a magic cloak to make friends!

  Tom Lynch : Easy for you to say! After you humiliate me in public, and steal the carnival right out from under me!

  Eloise Davis : Mr. Lynch, that cloak is *evil*.

  Tom Lynch : Yeah, sure it is. So evil, I should just take it off and give it over to you?

  [Lynch moves over to the wax figure over the pot and waves his hand so the figure looks at him] 

  Tom Lynch : Very clever Davis, very clever. See, you use this cloak so you can weasel your way into Lucifer Falls

  [he waves his hand and the statue's head faces forward] 

  Tom Lynch : ... and become mayor of Lucifest.

  Carleton Davis : No, no, that's not true. People would like to get to know you, if you gave them a chance...

  Jennifer Davis : Stop being so mean.

  Carleton Davis : Mr. Lynch, we'll be your friends.

  Tom Lynch : [motions to the kids]  What about them?

  Jennifer Davis , Corwin Davis : [the kids nod their heads]  Mmm hmm.

  Tom Lynch : No, it's a trick! Yeah, one of your stupid little *gags* isn't it, Davis?

  [turns to leave] 

  Carleton Davis , Eloise Davis : No, No!

  [motion for him to come back] 

  William Hanover : [a smokey, bubbling cloud apparition appears before Lynch]  Lynch! The Cloak! Bring me The Cloak!

  Carleton Davis : No, Mr. Lynch! Don't give it to him! Bring it to us!

  William Hanover : Now, Lynch, Now! I want that cloak! Now!

  [the smokey, bubbling apparition envelops Lynch, energizing him with the spirit of Mr. Boogedy. Lynch's hair stands on end and he begins to spin] 

  Carleton Davis : Oh, great!

  Eloise Davis : Mr. Lynch has been Boogedyized!

  Tom Lynch : [now posessed by the spirit of Mr. Boogedy, Lynch reaches out to Eloise and speaks in Mr. Boogedy's ghostly voice]  Marian!

• Carleton Davis : Don't forget: it's the only carnival in the whole world with their super duper, super natural...

  [slaps a sticky circle with a picture of an eye on it, to his forehead] 

  Carleton Davis : third eye!