The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)

Bride of Boogedy (1987)

Joshua Rudoy: R.E. 'Reginald Ernest' Davis

Quotes 

• Jennifer Davis : [In fright]  It's Mr. Boogedy! I saw him! He's back!

  Carleton Davis : [Sarcastically]  Oh I'm sure you did. Was he real big and scary?

  Jennifer Davis : Daddy!

  Corwin Davis : Did he drool all over you?

  Aurie Davis : Did he bite your neck?

  Eloise Davis : Carleton!

• Jennifer Davis : [Looking for Boogedy in the woods]  There! He was right there!

  Carleton Davis : [Bushes rush]  Ow! You see anything?

  Corwin Davis : [Throws a rock, cat screeches] 

  Aurie Davis : Aw, Jennifer! You little baby!

  Corwin Davis : Yeah Jennifer!

  Carleton Davis : Booged goes! Come on.

• Carleton Davis : It's Lynch. He must of followed us home.

  Jennifer Davis : Can you see him?

  Carleton Davis : No! He's hiding. Coward!

  Corwin Davis : Well let's go get him!

  Aurie Davis : Yeah!

  Eloise Davis : [Hold back the boys]  No wait! Carleton, you're an adult. I don't want any fighting!

  Corwin Davis : But Mom!

  Carleton Davis : Elois, this is differen't. He's sneaking up on our house. This is war!

  Aurie Davis : Yeah Mom, war.

  Corwin Davis : Dad's right. We can't let him get away with this.

  Carleton Davis : Alright you two stay here and protect the women.

• Corwin Davis : [entering the General Store]  Helloooo? Mr. Lynch? Hey, we brought you a poster.

  Tom Lynch : So?

  Aurie Davis : Hey, Corwin! Look at this!

  [goes over to several barrels of old, broken toys] 

  Aurie Davis : See? There's dribble glasses, and buzzers...

  Corwin Davis : And spiders!

  [picks up a rubber spider out of the barrel, the legs fall off] 

  Jennifer Davis : Aw, yuck!

  Corwin Davis : What's wrong with these things?

  Tom Lynch : What's wrong with it? I'll tell you what's wrong with it! Bad little boys and girls who like to touch and BREAK things!

  Aurie Davis : We didn't break anything!

  Corwin Davis : Yeah! It's already broken! It's all old stuff!

  Tom Lynch : Well, it can't be all new stuff like your father has! See, this works!

  [picks up a kaleidascope] 

  Tom Lynch : All you have to do is...

  [he takes it away from his face, the kaleidascope has left a black ring around his eye. The kids snicker] 

  Tom Lynch : Well, it just needs a slight adjustment, is all.

  Jennifer Davis : You know, you might have more people in here if you weren't so mean.

  Tom Lynch : Oh, is that right? Well, we all can't be as popular as your father is! We don't want your kind here in Lucifer Falls! And we certaintly don't need another joke store, we've got all the jokes this town can handle, right here!

  Jennifer Davis : But this is a hardware store.

  Tom Lynch : Oh, is that so? Well it just so happens, this is a *General Store* little Miss Know It All!

  Jennifer Davis : [Jennifer spots Lynch's cloak and brimmed hat on the hat stand and is reminded of seeing Mr. Boogedy in the woods] 

  Tom Lynch : [looks over to the hat rack, then back to Jennifer]  What are you looking at?

  Jennifer Davis : Nothing.

  Tom Lynch : Did your father send you here to spy on me?

  Jennifer Davis : *Spy* on you?

  Aurie Davis : [picks up the poster and tears it in half]  Hey! What'd you do that for?

  Tom Lynch : I don't like posters!

  Corwin Davis : So? You didn't have to tear it up!

  Tom Lynch : I don't like carnivals! And I don't like kids! So, go on, get out of here! Beat it!

  [shoos the kids out of the store] 

  Tom Lynch : Go on! You should have got out of that house when you had the chance!

  [the kids leave] 

  Tom Lynch : Heh Heh Heh Heh! So, tried to pull a fast one on me, huh Davis? Well, when I get through with you...

  [sighs] 

  Tom Lynch : , you'll be sorry you ever moved to Lucifer Falls.

  [picks up the kaleidascope again, which still doesn't work, not knowing the gag has left another black circle under his other eye. He puts it back in the barrel] 

  Tom Lynch : Hmmph. Junk.