- Police Inspector: This is the police! Lay down your knives and forks! You have all been eating the Prime Minister!
- Jimmy: And we jumped into bed, took our clothes off, and do you know what she said to me? She said, that's the biggest john-thomas I've ever seen in my life. She said, do you realize I've a weak heart? Well, I said, turn on your side, I'll try and miss it.