Withnail & I (1987)

Daragh O'Malley: Irishman

Quotes 

• Marwood : There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. Don't look, don't look! We're in danger, we've got to get out.

  Withnail : What are you talking about?

  Marwood : I've been called a ponce.

  Withnail : [cockily]  What fucker said that?

  [the man who called Marwood a ponce gets up and walks over to them. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Withnail freezes in terror with a mouthful of pie] 

  Irishman : I called him a ponce. And now I'm calling you one. Ponce!

  Withnail : [smiling]  Would you like a drink?

  Irishman : [ripping Withnail's tartan scarf off his neck]  What's your name, MacFuck?

  Withnail : I have a heart condition. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder.

  Irishman : I'll murder the pair of yers!

  Withnail : [eyes filling with tears]  My wife is having a baby. Listen, I don't know what my f... acquaintance did to upset you but it's nothing to do with me. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street.

  [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood] 

  Withnail : *Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggghhh*!

• Irishman : [as Marwood walks past him]  Ponce!

• Irishman : Perfumed ponce!