Withnail & I (1987)

Michael Wardle: Isaac Parkin

Quotes 

• [after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. Marwood stands there, petrified] 

  Withnail : [calmly]  Grab its ring. Keep your bag up. Outvie him.

  Isaac Parkin : Hey, show no fear! Just run at it!

  Marwood : Well, that can't be sensible, can it? The bastard's about to run at me!

  Isaac Parkin : Well, it's randy!

  Marwood : Yes, yeah, I know he is!

  Withnail : [casually lighting a cigarette]  He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows.

  Marwood : Shut up, Withnail!

  [the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting] 

  Isaac Parkin : Run at it, shouting!

  Withnail : Do as he says. Start shouting. He won't gore you.

  Marwood : A coward you are, Withnail, an expert on bulls you are not! *Aaaaarggghhhh*!

  [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken] 

  Isaac Parkin : Shut that gate and keep it shut!

  Withnail : [cheerfully hopping back over the wall]  I think an evening at The Crow.

• [Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. He winces as he stretches his leg] 

  Marwood : What happened to your leg?

  Isaac Parkin : Got a randy bull up there. Gi' me one in t' knee.