Peter Alves: Dr. Ho, Nigel Cochrane, Dynared (1988)

Quotes 

• Bernie Tanaka : Alright, Mel, what happened?

  Mel Fujitzu : Look, Bernie, take it easy. So you took over the record company, but I'm the producer!

  Bernie Tanaka : You're the producer, so produce! Sit down!

  [Mel sits down] 

  Mel Fujitzu : I got enough riding on these reptiles that go "wee."

  Bernie Tanaka : That go "wee?"

  Mel Fujitzu : We've got Cy shooting without a permit and the director's fed up to here!

  Bernie Tanaka : I told you Cy's the problem! That last video he made, it was a turkey! He's not worth the money we're paying him!

  Mel Fujitzu : We only raised him five grand, Bernie!

  Bernie Tanaka : Five grand...

  Mel Fujitzu : Which leads me to this. Cy's not the problem. It's those Dyna Kids messing up the schedule, acting like video police!

  Bernie Tanaka : Video police? So get the permit!

  Mel Fujitzu : Look, we'll finish this video and get it on MTV!

  Nigel Cochran : Hang on, bloody there! Otherwise I'm doing my own solo album with Lisa McCormmick! Or maybe even Dinah Shore!

  Bernie Tanaka : Nigel, sit down! You're exclusive to me! Besides, you can't even sing in English! Now Dinah Shore, now there's a girl with some huge... TALENT for the right video!