Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1988–1999)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : "Objection!... Sustained!... This Courtroom is a Mochrie!"
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Colin Mochrie : [Vasectomy Hoedown] I fight fires in Germany/they really are the worst/I will now sing German/in my next verse
Colin Mochrie : [In German] Ich Leiber duch, dict, der mansion der exploden. Okatlot, Okadat, oh der trampolinen
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[World's Worst - Defence Lawyer]
Colin Mochrie : Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, it's not as if the sheep was under age.
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[as old men in a nursing home]
Colin Mochrie : I've got a big date tonight.
Ryan Stiles : Oh really, ya going out for puddin'?
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Colin Mochrie : My God! A hamster with explosives round its waist!
Ryan Stiles : That's Jerry. You see they don't use bars here they just wire up small animals. A squirrel or a rabbit could go off at any second!
Colin Mochrie : That's Inhuman!
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Brad : We must kill that monster!
Ryan Stiles : His name's Gary!
Mike McShane : Gary!
Colin Mochrie : Gary, Gary!
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Colin Mochrie : Salami is the breadth of life.
Ryan Stiles : Salami is my world I live in.
Colin Mochrie : I am your bread.
Ryan Stiles : Yay for salami! Yay for salami!
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Colin Mochrie : [during a "Star Wars" Whose Line, as Luke Skywalker] I read the Jedi handbook you gave me. I was a little confused by page one, where it says,
[reads paper with line]
Colin Mochrie : , "My shorts are on fire".
Ryan Stiles : [as Obi-Wan Kenobi] Yes, it helps you to use The Force.
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Colin Mochrie : [Number of Words. Colin can only speak in four words, Steve can only speak in three] Here's your omelette, sir.
Steve Frost : I don't want!
[laughter from audience]
