Whose Line Is It Anyway? (1988–1999)

Tony Slattery: Self

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Quotes 

• Tony Slattery : [World's Worst things to see while flipping through channels]  It's Anne Diamond!

  Ryan Stiles : [in a trance]  No, I won't turn the channel Satan

  Greg Proops : [as an Alien]  Citizens of Earth, remain in your homes

  [cracking up] 

  Greg Proops : send me-

  [buzz] 

  Ryan Stiles : They're nipples, identical nipples!

  Mike McShane : It's the OJ Simpson trial, year 2550!

  Greg Proops : [goes up as Clive, immediate buzz]  OHHHH!

  Mike McShane : Hi, welcome to the serial killer home shopping network, and look at these knives!

  Tony Slattery : Oh, it's that show where Clive patronizes everyone!

  Clive Anderson : Don't bring Clive James into this!

  Tony Slattery : No, I meant Clive Anderson!

  Mike McShane : It's the OJ Simpson trial- Hey, he's being defended by Clive Anderson! Ha!

• Tony Slattery : [Obscure Reference Boy]  And that was a lot quicker than Confucius did! You remember? Yes!

• Tony Slattery : [Obscure Reference Boy]  Yes, like Utopia! James Joyce! Bye!

• Tony Slattery : Thank goodness you're here, Coquettish Slut Man!