Beverly Hills Vamp (1989)

Eddie Deezen: Kyle Carpenter

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Quotes 

• Kristina : I can make you feel... like you've never felt before!

  [She presses up against him, and his pant legs shoot up] 

  Kyle Carpenter : Oooh, I've felt that before!

• [Kristina approaches Kyle] 

  Kristina : Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?

  [Kyle pulles out a wooden stake] 

  Kyle Carpenter : Ha, ha! It's a stake! Die, bitch!

  [Kyle then runs through Kristina with the stake] 

  Kristina : Ooooh, that's a big one!

  [She then dies and disintegrates] 

• Kyle Carpenter : I hate to break the news to ya, but I think you're a vampire!

  Brock : I hate it when that happens.

• Russell : [Kyle stabs Russell, who's now a vampire, with a umbrella point. Russell gasps]  And I lent you my rollerskates!

  Kyle Carpenter : Aw, gee, Russell, I feel bad enough already!

  [Russell then dies and disintegrates]