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5/10
A Finn attempt at backwoods redneck threatens terrified lonely beauty á la 'Chainsaw Massacre' style: + unmissable lead actress debut.
Bofsensai13 June 2021
Warning: Spoilers
If you set aside the plotting inanities set out here (*well, see below), this is worth seeking out if only for the big screen debut and thereafter - sadly - most rarely seen appearance of the thoroughly gorgeous dark eyed and maned beauty, Tiina Bjökman - and despite that she hardly acts, but merely smoulders, apparently bewildered throughout all that befalls her, left out in the Finnish wintry backwoods by her agent (lover?**) - as they do, no doubt to Nordic beauties.

Since this is a sort of Nordic (Finnish) redneck threatens lone woman in peril á la 'Texas Chainsaw' style: albeit here, the implement of horror threat is a dilapidated tractor with indeterminate front contraption to terrorise the left lonely lass: this is despite in being the dead of winter, said tractor can hardly be maneuvered beyond narrow constrained snow drift cleared roads - *so that if you were menaced by such, all you would have to do is leap aside from the road - admittedly into deep snowdrift - but then the pursuing maniac on tractor cannot maneuver it any further off, and you are safe! - as it actually seen in one scene where tractor is rendered neutered having been so slid / driven off piste as it were. (Redneck juntti leering maniac Arvo (Kari Sorvalli) then amusingly thumping and cursing said machine á la John Cleese and his car in Fawlty Towers t.v. Series.)

There's also the locked away in out/store house dangerous weirdo threat of deformed ogre-like 'Sulo' (Mikko Kivinen) - although all he seemed to want to do with his freedom is be playful with the abandoned heroine, ahead of howl at the moon ('Moonlight Sonata' - geddit?); In this respect, I'd say you get 'Epa', the menaced heroine's corgi dog, turn in some of the best (if equally oft appeared terrified = how did they get it to react that way if not 'no animals were psychologically harmed in the making of ..' ) - er, 'acting' in this.

In meantime, Arvo / Sorvalli, playing the threatening 'juntti' redneck, leers - and curses - superbly; *although why Tiina didn't just clock him one with either the axe she learns to use***, or in any case, any lying about blunt - solid plank - implement is beyond me of Finnish women normally portrayed as otherwise totally in charge, stand no-nonsense from misbehaving Finn blokes like. (Well, this is from the eighties - of which, Tiina's contemporary frizz hairstyle alone is worth savouring!)

But why a young lad (Johannes - Tiina's son? (Kim Gunnell) had to be introduced just to be able to wire up the cottage to drive us towards the shock ending, is pointless / lazy scriptwriting, as though inferring, well, a woman couldn't come up with that, huh (there's' quite some focus on the wire stripping technique, presumably for those lads whose 'male gaze' attention might otherwise not be riveted by tantalising Tiina)

Oh, and BTW: you'll also get to see Tiina totally gratuitously, fully naked - full 'bushy' frontal, too, after nasally checking on her underwear condition - (is that something women routinely do? Or scripted by XX so to thrill?) - and latterly pert bum après sauna, which surprised me was not otherwise used as the usual obligatory female naked flesh flash scene for Finn films standing in for the otherwise naked in shower scene more routine of your stateside slasher type genre.

So you are left with, admittedly, quite a few points (stars) for effort here, but virtually nothing in the execution: for a Finn stalk and slash genre entry, a fine curiosity to enjoy; as filmic contribution: purely - as the driven snow here - drivel!

** So much so, is that is this some sort of diva actress punishment? Seems as though she's somehow a returning recalcitrant / traumatised Finn airport paprarazzi pestered actress: or is it that as her agent (lover?), he would simply be unaware there were dubious threatening neighbours in the vicinity HE drove her to?

(No English subtitles provided on 'reissue' I saw: thus, all is discerned by guessing!)

*** Tiina is shown timidly trying to chop a log: she can hardly hit it, let alone then extricate the axe from it: yet, next scene were shown her confidently striding back to the cottage with an armful of perfectly chopped logs ...

BTW: SPOILER! Even though he's burnt to a frazzle .. there's a sequel, apparently!
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8/10
Hillbillies from Finland are awesome.
ElijahCSkuggs12 November 2009
Let's keep this little comment of mine simple and to the point. Moonlight Sonata is a hillbilly horror flick from Finland that revolves around a smoking hot model (she gets naked) who's being seriously hassled by the small town wacko. Throw in a mysterious behemoth of a man who has an affinity towards canines and some solid black comedy, and what you got is a surprisingly good film.

The more I think about Moonlight Sonata, the more I like it. Almost every aspect of the film was done well; especially the small things.

When it comes down to hillbilly horror the first and foremost thing that should work is the hillbilly characters. The character(s) playing the menace should be memorable either through their actions or their personality. And if we're lucky, which we are in this case, that hillbilly should be memorable in both categories. The nutso personality this hillbilly gave off was an absolute blast. He came off like some type of obsessed celebrity stalker, and it worked really well. And whoever thought of the idea of his ride to be a tractor....that person should get a raise. Badass ride.

I can go on and on about the hillbilly, the giant lumbering man, the effectiveness of the small amount of dialogue, the snowy isolated setting, but I won't. I'll just say if you want to see a solid little flick, do yourself a favor and check out The Moonlight Sonata.
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9/10
The real monsters of narrow mindedness
Shaolin_Apu9 December 2006
Small and almost forgotten Finnish horror flick is something you should not miss. If you are tired to death with supernatural monsters and over-intelligent psychos who always manage to reach their goals this small movie may be a welcome alternative. Everything that is somehow scary is that in a natural way and you can imagine it to happen to you too. But this does not mean that the film is boring, the plot is full of clever little quirks that keep your interest up all the way up to the end.

It is a good solution that at the start the film could induce you to make false assumptions in regards to the plot. I cannot talk of clichés because Finnish film industry hasn't made too many horror movies and this one shouldn't be compared to foreign ones too harshly. What the film does not really attempt to support is the Finnish landscape and culture which results in that the community appears as a bit stereotypic one. The best work is done by Kari Sorvali who seems to transform into the village idiot role exceptionally well. If a horror movie can be 'cute' this one perhaps is it?
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9/10
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anti-kalu2 October 2006
Kuutamosonaatti is probably the best horror movie from Finland. It's full of black humor, urban city life vs farm-yard. It tells about young model who is in burn out, and goes to relaxing vacation middle of nowhere. She meets there original country people, family where is old mom (äiree) and 2 old sons (Sulo n' Arvo). Sulo is handicap and lives in basement, n' Arvo meet the model and fall in love. His probably even more insane than Sulo (who lives in basement). Sulo run away from the cellar n' Arvo drink alcohol from his sorrow of love. N' then the horror is ready to begin.

Movie is glorious pastime about Finnish life style. Where the country life and urban city meets dramatic.
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10/10
Finnish Turkey Fest
The_True_Meller24 June 2007
One of the rare Finnish efforts in horror movies, Olli Soinio's Kuutamosonaatti is a tale of scandalous model that is sent to Finnish small town in north after some mishappenings in Milan, to cool it off for a while and let the dust settle. But there are more hardships ahead, as local maniac family's eldest psychotic son starts to harass her with dramatic results.

Watching Kuutamosonaatti can be a mind altering experience. You'll probably hate the movie, or love it. I remember watching this one first time years ago, and have been a fan ever since. Kuutamosonaatti has some of the most demented and questionable characters in the Finnish movie history, and the way it depicts a small northern Finnish village and it's inhabitants would probably scare away every possible tourist in the world. The movie has loads of both intentional and unintentional comedy, and to me it flies way deep into the Turkey Territory.

It's not a turkey because it would be badly acted or badly produced, without any professionalism. Most of the characters are spot-on, no matter how small or large their part is, or how twisted or strangely hilarious the going gets. The acting is mostly good, but the most of it is so over the top that the mood turns from scary into laugh-riot inducing. Maybe out of inexperience in making any kind of horror movies, the director Olli Soinio fails to deliver the real horror effect on it all, and instead what has meant to be menacing and creepy, turns out to be really cheesy and funny. Kari Sorvali as Arvo Kyyrölä the maniac easily steals the show with his corny one-liners, spot-ugly looks and over-the-top blown mannerism.

My rating for the movie is a some kind of median: As a movie it is around 3 or 4 out of 10; as a camp entertainment it deserves 10 out of 10. Still, so far it's the closest thing of Texas Chainsaw MAssacre that has come from Finland. I sure hope some company makes the effort to release this on DVD.

This is my truth. What is yours?
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