License to Drive (1988)

James Avery: Les' DMV Examiner

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Quotes 

• Les' DMV Examiner : Driving instructor: Now Anderson, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I LOVE my coffee. It's probably the only thing I cherish on this god forsaken mud ball called Earth! What I'm trying to say, Anderson, is that most examiners rely on this clipboard...

  [throws the clipboard out the window] 

  Les' DMV Examiner : I don't believe in that shit. What I do believe is in my cup of coffee. Now this coffee is hot. If it falls on me it'll probably burn me, right? Speak up, son!

  Les : Yes, yes!

  Les' DMV Examiner : And nobody likes to get burned, now do they?

  Les : No, no!

  Les' DMV Examiner : So it's simple: You burn me, you fail. You don't, you pass.

• Les' DMV Examiner : Last name first, first name last!

  Les : Uh... Anderson... Les Anderson.

  Les' DMV Examiner : Buckle up, son, it's the real world out here!

• Les : While taking his license test, Les halts on a hill top, as instructed and the car behind him honks...

  Les' DMV Examiner : What are you waiting for son, Christmas?

• Les : Les jams the breaks in order to prevent an accident and looks over at the instructor whose coffee cup lands in his crotch...

  Les' DMV Examiner : You're in luck son... the cup... was empty...!

• Les' DMV Examiner : Buckle up, son! This is the real world out here!