License to Drive (1988)

Richard Masur: Mr. Anderson

Quotes 

• Mr. Anderson : We had a college fund set aside for you! That's gone now! You had free room and board, two trusting parents and a social life. All gone! You had a TV, a stereo, baseball, tennis racket, a skateboard, a bicycle - All gone! you even had sunlight and a window in your room!

• Mr. Anderson : You are damn lucky that your mother didn't go into labor tonight!

  Mrs. Anderson : Robert!

  Mr. Anderson : DAMN LUCKY!

  Mrs. Anderson : ROBERT! I AM in labor!

• Les : Hey dad, did you take a look at that brochure I gave you?

  Mr. Anderson : Yeah.

  Les : And what did you think?

  Mr. Anderson : A 23,000 dollar BMW for a kid who hasn't had a job in his life... I think it's a great idea!

• Mr. Anderson : Les. Can you tell me what size SHARK is responsible for this. No don't say anything, save it for the judge.

• Mr. Anderson : I'm making some room for the old boat. Want to help, Dean?

  Dean : I'd love to, Mr. Anderson. But I just remembered.

  [Pretends to cough] 

  Dean : I'm allergic to, uh...

  [Thinks] 

  Dean : ...dust and cardboard boxes.

• Mr. Anderson : The last thing he's gonna be worried about is his car,

  [opens the door to let grandpa in] 

  Mr. Anderson : Hi Dad.

  Grandpa Anderson : Where's my Caddy?

  Mr. Anderson : [grabs Les and puts him in front of him frightly]  LES DID IT!