The Simpsons (1989– )

George Economou: Apu

Quotes 

• Apu : [Homer's triple bypass]  Poor Mr. Simpson! I wonder if my Kwikie Mart is in any way connected to his wretched Health?

  Customer : Could I have five packs of salted jerky, please?

  Apu : Would you like some Vodka with that?

• Apu : [his regular line when a customer leaves the Kwik-E-Mart]  Thankyou, come again.

• Apu : [Praying]  Good friends, good curry, good Gandi let's hurry!