- Doctor: Sorry, Lieutenant. I didn't know you were in such a hurry.
- Lieutenant Columbo: I am now. I just decided.
- Lieutenant Columbo: Because I've noticed, Ms. McCurdy, you're a little like myself. When my wife, when she gets all steamed up... I don't say much until I know that it's safe to say it.
- Lieutenant Columbo: [Reacting to an emotional outburst by Jennings] I never saw a guy unwind that fast!
- Lieutenant Schultz: Miranda?
- Lieutenant Columbo: Yeah, you better.