Penn & Teller Get Killed (1989)

Teller: Teller

Quotes 

• [the first time Teller has ever spoken on-camera] 

  Teller : Listen...

  The Fan : [shocked]  Come on, Teller! The audience knows Teller doesn't talk!

• [last lines] 

  [narrating from beyond the grave as the camera pulls back] 

  Penn : [voice-over]  Oh, yeah. We're dead and there's no way out. I mean, it couldn't be a gag, it couldn't be a joke. We're not gonna have one of the characters wake up from a bad dream; you'd hate us for that! I mean the movie is called 'Penn & Teller Get Killed.' We HAD to get killed at the end, there's no way out of that. We were married to that ending from the moment we thought of the title, and now we've actually killed off ourselves, and there's no taking that back. And this whole pullback, this is not us going to heaven. We're just dead. I mean, those were suicides, frowned upon by every major Western religion, and Atlantic City is in the Western world, so... Penn & Teller are dead. That's it. Thanks. Hope you enjoyed it. You can imagine the sequel thing is kind of a bitch.

  Teller : [voice-over]  Why didn't we just use different names?

  Penn : Damn!