Peter Gunn (1989 TV Movie)

Peter Jurasik: Lieutenant Jacoby

Quotes 

• Lieutenant Jacoby : What's Bernice doing in Crete, anyway?

  Peter Gunn : You'll have to ask Zorba.

  Lieutenant Jacoby : Who's Zorba?

  Peter Gunn : You'll have to ask Bernice.

• Peter Gunn : What's so special about jelly doughnuts?

  Lieutenant Jacoby : ...The jelly.

• Lieutenant Jacoby : You saw the shooters?

  Peter Gunn : No.

  Lieutenant Jacoby : Then how did you know they were working for Catulis?

  Peter Gunn : A natural assumption.

  Lieutenant Jacoby : You assumed?

  Peter Gunn : Yeah. Wouldn't you?

  Lieutenant Jacoby : Yeah.

• [Peter Gunn mocks his former partner's predictability] 

  Peter Gunn , Lieutenant Jacoby : [in unison]  Where the hell have you been? Don't be a smart-ass.

• [Peter Gunn shoots a man down with his hands cuffed behind him] 

  Lieutenant Jacoby : You couldn't do that again in a million years.

  Peter Gunn : Well, hopefully, I won't have to...