Have I Got News for You (1990– )
Bill Bailey: Self - Guest Presenter, Self
Quotes
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Reginald D. Hunter : I got no respect for the concept of Batman, based on my understanding of politics and that.
Bill Bailey : I'm sorry, what? What?
Reginald D. Hunter : Let me break it down for you: Batman is this high-powered millionaire, got all this technology, and he only use it on street-level crime. He don't focus on the Murdochs, Trump, Corporate, White-Collar crime, he only care about the purse-snatcher on the street! Batman is a Conservative's Wetdream. Fuck Batman!
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Bill Bailey : Not all Barn Owls are called Mr. Peters.
Paul Merton : Where is your evidence for that?
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Bill Bailey : This isn't hair, this is a small animal I've trained to stay there! Ps, ps, ps! Not now, Lionel!
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Bill Bailey : I don't need this! I've got Grade 6 Clarinet...
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Bill Bailey : We're Trapped in the Metaverse!
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Bill Bailey : 90% of giraffes are Gay.