Have I Got News for You (1990– )

Griff Rhys Jones: Self

Quotes 

• Griff Rhys Jones : If your parents are idiotic enough to think vitamins will help your IQ, you're stuck with it, you'll be thick yourself.

• Griff Rhys Jones : The only thing that could possibly happen, is that a large blue and white elephant should descend on a string of sausages from the sky!

• Griff Rhys Jones : Hang on, I have a theory! Onan the Masturbarian, Wo-Gan the not-much-Hairian and Norman the Rastafarian!