Have I Got News for You (1990– )
Paula Yates: Self
Quotes
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Ian Hislop : I gather it took you six days to write this book. Did you get writer's block or something?
Paula Yates : You say one more thing, he's going to hit you.
Paul Merton : Yeah, I will and all. I'd take great pleasure thumping my fist into that great face of yours.
Angus Deayton : [to the camera] It was around the beginning of the 10th series that things began to get nasty.
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Paula Yates : [narrowing her eyes at Ian] Don't even look at me. You sperm of the devil.
[audience laughs. She tries to carry on talking but Ian is too busy sneering at the malapropism she's just made]
Ian Hislop : Sperm of the devil! Even your insults emanate from the genitals!
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Angus Deayton : So, Paula, put us right, then, is that all wrong? Did you not have a breast enlargement operation at the beginning of your relationship with Michael?
[Paula squirms. A woman in the audience says "Yes"]
Paula Yates : [to the audience] All right! So much for sisterhood!
Ian Hislop : So much for sisterhood?
Paula Yates : That was a woman that just said yes!
Ian Hislop : Is that what you said to Helena Christensen?
[a big "Oooooh!" from the audience]