Have I Got News for You (1990– )

The Earl of Onslow: Self

Quotes 

• The Earl of Onslow : At the turn of the century, the Church of England was pro-fox hunting and anti-buggery. And it's now pro-buggery and anti-fox hunting.

  [audience laughs] 

  Paul Merton : But presumably with buggery you don't have to chase your quarry through the countryside.

  The Earl of Onslow : You ask Peter Tatchell.

  Ian Hislop : I don't know, they move pretty quick on Hampstead Heath, don't they?

  The Earl of Onslow , Paul Merton : How do you know?

  Glenda Jackson : I was just about to ask that myself!

  Paul Merton : Only when you're there! "Quick, it's Hislop, pretend you're an undercover policeman." "Quickly, swallow the evidence."