- Rick Jarmin: I haven't had a girlfriend for 5 years.
- Marianne Graves: Really?
- Rick: Yeah - Mr. Wiggly's been on bread and water for 5 long years.
- Rick Jarmin: You come to Detroit and you rent a Beamer? That's like going to Germany and eating Jimmy Dean sausages!
- [In an airplane.]
- Rick Jarmin: Put you head between your knees.
- Marianne Graves: [doing so] Now what?
- Rick Jarmin: Kiss your ass goodbye. We got no wheels, and we're coming down!
- Marianne Graves: I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure... I need my therapist.
- Rachel Varney: [as a helicopter gunship shows up] Friends of yours
- Rick Jarmin: No...
- [pauses looks again]
- Rick Jarmin: well I know them
- Rick Jarmin: That ought to cover the damages.
- Raun: What damages?
- [Rick rides a motorbike through the closed salon door]
- Rick Jarmin: What does it matter to you - you're happily married?
- Marianne Graves: I'm not.
- Rick: Not happy?
- Marianne: Not married.
- Marianne Graves: What are you doing?
- Rick Jarmin: I gotta take his rotor out
- Marianne Graves: [on surviving a plane crash] Are we dead?
- Rick Jarmin: No but we will be this thing is leaking fuel and could still blow up
- Rick Jarmin: What the hell are you doing here?
- Marianne Graves: Me? What the hell are you doing here?
- Rick Jarmin: Being shot in the butt.
- Marianne Graves: Remember when we saw those flying saucers?
- Rick Jarmin: Yeah we were smoking some pretty heavy shit that time
- Rick Jarmin: I think I see one now
- [both see a helicopter gunship flying towards them]
- Marianne Graves: You lying... gutless... son of a... yellow snodbugger, toad, bellybutton... I can"t think of enough awful things to say about you, you bastard!
- Rick Jarmin: I guess that's a no on examining my butt.
- [A motorcycle cop flips over his handlebars head first into concrete being laid]
- Workman: What are you doing with your face in my sidewalk?