- [being arrested]
- C. Thomas Howell: Hey, don't you know who I am? I'm C. Thomas Howell! I was the black dude in "Soul Man"!
- Dr. Liddledick: When I snap my fingers, you're going to call me a cab and write me a check for $20, 000.
- [snaps fingers]
- Far Out Man: Hey, you're a cab.
- [while eating some of the Far Out Man's "gourmet" food, Dr. Liddledick finds a condom in his plate]
- Far Out Man: How's the food?
- Dr. Liddledick: It's a little rubbery.
- [introducing the therapist to the Far Out Man]
- Rae Dawn: This is Dr. "Little dick".
- Dr. Liddledick: Actually, it's pronounced "Lie-dill dick".
- Far Out Man: Little dick, huh? Well, at least you've got one.